Sunday, 13 May 2007

Friends in crisis

Me and my best pal have been discussing some of our friends in the pub.

- Jake: last weekend guzzled 15 pills, 2 grams of coke, plus the usual civil drugs. Still having panic attacks.
- Sarah: in tears all week, rages, random disappearances
- Mark: gambling addiction, weed addiction
- Laurie: Trust fund, no motivation, unemployable, depressed
- Stav: No trust fund, no motivation, unemployable, depressed
- Julian: Brain completely gone - drugs
- Steven: lonely
- Joe: depressed
- Dom: lonely, depressed
- Richard: dead - cause unknown

(Names changed.)

I think a modern westerner's happiness rests on three pillars: good friends, an OK occupation/preoccupation and the love of another.

Going through this list of embattled 20-somethings, almost none have (or had, in one case) all three things. Few even have two - surely the minimum long-term requirement. Most just have one, and you can't get by on that forever.

In other news, as they say, I just got an email from a multi-layered girl with whom I've had a strange friendship for the past year or so. It was in verse.

Time for bed.

3 comments:

zuzula said...

On my 30th birthday I had always assumed I would be a) married with kids b) a home owner c) editor of Vogue and d) a size 10.

oops. perhaps I should try my hand at verse instead ;)

London Bachelor said...

anything could happen in the next few months!

erm, i thought i was going to be prime minister until relatively recently.

i wonder which newspaper you work on......

zuzula said...

now's your chance - PM noms close on Thursday, I believe.

hmm, that would be telling.....